Posts for Do Not Rent

Slices

Star Rating: 1

Description:
This macabre anthology, like “Creepshow”, features five short horror films, including “The Exterminator,” in which a ruthless businessman gets a taste of his own medicine — and then some — when he’s abducted by his own hatchet man. Other eerie tales include “Turnout,” “The Range,” “Night Scream” and “Dead Letters,” in which a grieving writer discovers a way to resurrect his beloved dead wife — but at what cost?

Rated R, 2 hr. 28 min., 2008

Our Opinion:
Don’t waste your time with this one. This movie contains the following; bad acting, bad writing, bad lighting, horrible audio and bad story telling. Why these types of films are available for rent is beyond me. If this was a film student’s assignment, they probably got a D.

Seventh Moon

Star Rating: 1

Description:
Melissa (Amy Smart) and Yul (Tim Chiou) are enjoying the Hungry Ghost Festival immensely, but their hosts think they’re enjoying it too much. Soon, the couple is abandoned in the middle of nowhere — but they’re far from being alone.

Rated R, 1 hr. 27 min., 2008

Our Opinion:
Run from this one as far as you can. It is a rip off. It is amazing what they call movies these days. You see an actress like Amy Smart on the cover and you think well how could they make a bad movie with a well known celebrity. Well they can. In fact, it seemed like a cheap excuse to write-off a vacation to China. The entire film is hand-held and dark. When I say dark I mean there is nothing on the screen to see.

The Seamstress

Star Rating: 1

Description:
A seamstress becomes a horrific spirit, hungry for vengeance after vigilantes torture and kill her — and when a group of young friends are trapped on the island where she died, she comes after them with her razor-sharp needles. But as one of the friends, Allie (Kailin See), searches for her missing father, she learns a terrible truth about him while her friends begin dying one by one. Lance Henriksen co-stars in this gory spine-chiller.

Rated R, 1 hr. 16 min., 2008

Our Opinion:
This is a really badly made movie. Do not waste your time with it. In fact, run screaming…